Voicemail

[brat_inslayage]

Hey! Kennedy here. You know what to do, right? Leave your message and the digits and I'll get back to you, although guys? Don't hold your breath, 'kay?

Yeah.

Later!

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Comments

[trigons_child]

[From here.]

"I suppose in a way I do have the attributes you describe, but it would be impractical to have them on display at all times. People would stare."

[brat_inslayage]

[[and on to here!]]

[intraspective]

[From here!]

"I don't got happy pills, and I don't need them," she sing-songed. "And you'd better watch what you say to me 'cause crazy phones are not, I know your voice! And flying cars are totally awesome. Can I have one?"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah had gotten Tara's e-mail-- not fast enough for the new kickass boots to get there in time, but soon enough to do this:

"Haaaaaaaappy birthday, tooooooo youuu--"

[wantstodirect]

"Wait, we're singing? We're singing! Happy birthday to you!"

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

Early Friday morning, as promised, a text showed up from Sookie.

bobby & i are back. both fine but tired. texas sucks. long long longlonglong trip for only 2 days. :(

Crazy Phone Day Craziness!

[vanillajello]

[From here.]

"Uh, I don't know who this is but you sound old enough to get your own milk.I've done some random shit but being a milk delivery girl isn't one of them. Have a nice day."

Re: Crazy Phone Day Craziness!

[brat_inslayage]

[[on to here!]]

Wacky phones!

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

"You are a beautiful person inside and out. Someday you will thank the academy and then adopt a bunch of orphans like Angelina. Be kind, and be fabulous!"

[From here.]

Re: Wacky phones!

[brat_inslayage]

[[onward!]]

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

"Hey, my mom wants you to call and let her know about Sunday brunch. Feel free to be in Alaska for that. Also, you'd better call and tell me about the goatsucker. Since I know you're just going to end up in the mud again.

Bye!"

[brat_inslayage]

[[and onward!]]

[wwiii]

[From here!]

"Wait, what did I say? I'm not judging your people, I promise! ... And I don't wear ugly hats!"

[brat_inslayage]

[[and huzzah, on to here!]]

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

[[an addendum to here!]]

"For the record, that wasn't, er, that wasn't meant to be asking you on a date. Unless you'd like to!"

[brat_inslayage]

[[onwaaaaaaaaaard!]]

[dontvotemeout]

[From here. HAD TO TOO.]

"The only interest I have in your pants is why you have any on when you really shouldn't. It's just not right."

[brat_inslayage]

[[ahahahahaha!]]

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

[from here! I'm so sorry.]

"Wait, who's spreading rumors about me being a lesbian? I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I've been curious, but I didn't know that kinda talk was circulating. And what do you mean hanging out hasn't worked out? Sweetie, we get along great! Did I tick you off? ...with bi-curiosity?"

[brat_inslayage]

[[laaaaa!]]

[not_tylerdurden]

[from here]

I'm in my room, and you should join me because I'm awesome.

[brat_inslayage]

[[on to here!]]

[trigons_child]

[From here.]

"I do not care if you are easy or not. I have a boyfriend!"

[brat_inslayage]

[[on we go!]]

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

It's Dru. Can you meet me in the Salle tonight? I've got something I want to show you.

[brat_inslayage]

Well, Kennedy wouldn't be turning down a distraction.

"Yo, Dru, don't have to tell me twice. See you there?"

[wwiii]

It was a boys' night out.

You could tell it was a boys' night out when phone calls started to circulate like this one.

"Kennedy? Kennedy, you are going to be so sorry you missed this one. I mean, not just because I'm trying to get Bobby to dance on the bar with me even though Tony said that his chest was top secret. Though I guess it kind of is. I still think it looks like a slip-and-slide."

There was a long pause, punctuated by a thud, and then scrambling to pick up the phone again.

"-- Vodka! I don't even like Vod-"

Lucky you, Kennedy.

[longislandiceme]

"Don't listen to Warren, vodka is awesome and it tastes like Canada. Canada! Have you ever been there? I was, once. I got a hat. I didn't eat it, though. I did eat Tony's hat, and now he's drawing all over me in revenge."

[life_inshadow]

"Hey, you. It's Tara. I got the book. It's -- did you look at the illustrations? It's gorgeous. Thanks so much! So far eighteen's pretty good. We just got back from break, so ... yeah. Bye. Talk to you later."

[longislandiceme]

Yeah, sober-Bobby knew Kennedy probably would not get this text. DRUNK BOBBY DID NOT CARE.

I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.

[longislandiceme]

And now, time for a mass text!

Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor appletinis.

*left at some point in December*

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"So, we're all back... and so's your voicemail! Yes! WOOOOO! We're alive. You're probably alive. And the universe isn't ending!... call me when you actually get this, will you? I still owe you a night on the town in Gotham."

[longislandiceme]

So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl

[longislandiceme]

There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[arsenicmauls]

It was probably appropriate that this phone conversation had gone from one large, loud animal to another, because it was Old Lace who managed to hit the callback button.

So, sorry Kennedy, but this phone call consisted entirely of dinosaur noises. Mostly screeching, as this message conveniently lined up with Gert accidentally stepping on Old Lace's tail.

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[brat_inslayage]

[[you know that had to go here, right?]]

Crazy Phones

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

From here.

"Um. Wow. I don't think JARVIS has those capabilities. And I'm flattered and all, but I have a girlfriend. Unless she'd be into it. I could ask her?"

Re: Crazy Phones

[brat_inslayage]

[[on to here!]]

[life_inshadow]

[From here:

"Okay, or ... maybe you should stop calling me, since I have no idea who you are. Would that work?"

[brat_inslayage]

[[to here!]]